Thursday, December 15, 2016

TRACK 9 - THE DINOSAUR DINER

I'm a New Jersey man, and I love to eat at diners. I can make another blog right now with all the best diners in the Garden State, but what about a diner that served dinosaurs? I couldn't get the title out of my head once I came up with it and I wrote it over the summer. I think the fact that "brontoSAURUS" rhymed with "CHORUS" was the sell for me. Also kids love dinosaurs. There's a song that I do on Shabbat called "There's a Dinosaur Knocking on my Door" that all of my students love, and they ask for it every day of the week. Since Shabbat is only on Fridays, I decided to create another dinosaur song for the kids to sing during the week. There's another shout out to my family who are big lovers of rice pudding in the bridge as well! Go to your Yelp accounts and review the Dinosaur Diner!

9. DINOSAUR DINER
It’s a celebration, everyone gather round
Make your reservation, for the new hot spot in town
It’s a brand new restaurant, so much food in store
Just gotta ask a question, are you afraid of dinosaurs?

I’m at the dinosaur diner, I’m at the dinosaur diner
I’m at the dinosaur diner and I’m looking for a meal tonight
I’m at the dinosaur diner, I’m at the dinosaur diner
I’m at the dinosaur diner and I’m looking for a meal tonight

Grab your steaks and lamb chops, here comes a T-Rex
They got great table manners, and always tip their checks
In walks a triceratops, so clear that salad bar
For the brontosaurus, the stegosaurus, everybody’s here so can you sing the chorus

At the dinosaur diner, I’m at the dinosaur diner
I’m at the dinosaur diner and I’m looking for a meal tonight
I’m at the dinosaur diner, I’m at the dinosaur diner
I’m at the dinosaur diner and I’m looking for a meal tonight

See them waving their tails, see them stomping their feet
See them bopping their heads, let’s get them something to eat

One dinosaur orders the pasta, it comes out undercooked. Let me hear a roar. Roar)
The second dinosaur orders the chicken with no onions, that chicken comes out covered in onions, let me hear a roar. (ROAR)
And the third dinosaur orders the 5 course dinner. He ends it with some delicious rice pudding, and there is no rice pudding! Let me hear a roar! (ROARRRRRRRR?!?)

I’m at the dinosaur diner, I’m at the dinosaur diner
I’m at the dinosaur diner and I’m looking for a meal tonight
I’m at the dinosaur diner, I’m at the dinosaur diner
I’m at the dinosaur diner and I’m looking for a meal tonight

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