BAGELS ON THE WALL - SONG LYRICS

BAGEL GOES ROUND

Have you seen my bagel? I heard it was gone so I frowned

My beautiful delicious bagel, it goes round and round

My bagel goes around and around and around and around and around

With a hole in the middle

Around and around and around and around and around

With a hole in the middle

I need something to eat to make my breakfast time complete

My bagel goes around and around and around and around and around

With a hole in the middle

Did it come out of the toaster, did you hear it make the toaster sound?

My crisp delicious toasted bagel, it goes round and round

My bagel goes around and around and around and around and around

With a hole in the middle

Around and around and around and around and around

With a hole in the middle

I need something to eat to make my breakfast time complete

My bagel goes around and around and around and around and around

With a hole in the middle

It’s going round, it’s going round, it’s going round, and now I’m dizzy!

I’m seeing bagels in the springtime, seeing bagels in the fall

I’m seeing bagels on the carpet, I’m seeing bagels on the wall

Somebody call a doctor, somebody call a cook

I think I’m seeing bagels everywhere I look

I’m seeing sesame and everything and jalapeno, poppy

An onion and an egg and a salt please don’t stop me

French toast, pumpernickel, cinnamon raisin

If I can get a plain that would truly be amazing!

Strawberry jam, peanut butter, or nutella

Cream cheese or butter, could you help a fella

Scrambled eggs, chicken salad, tuna fish, lox

I think by now you kinda see why a bagel rocks!

And the bagel goes around and around and around and around and around

With a hole in the middle

Around and around and around and around and around

With a hole in the middle

I need something to eat to make my breakfast time complete

My bagel goes around and around and around and around

Around and around and around and around

Around and around and around and around and around

With a hole in the middle!!

MODEH ANI

Modeh ani, l'fanecha melech chai v'kayam (2x)

Sheheh chezarta, bee nish'mati, b'chemla raba eh'munatecha

I thank you God for the morning I got

The sun is up and I like that a lot

To all my dreams I will see you all tonight

Waking up without my worries or cares

I'm smelling breakfast I am coming downstairs

Open the window I'm bringing in the light, I say....

Modeh ani...

Thank you God that the morning is here

Another day in this wonderful year

I'm gonna stretch out my legs my feet my hands

Thanks for this gift you are giving to me

A day with friends and my family

I take this second before I make my plans, to say...

Modeh ani....

LIFT UP YOUR VOICE

God said you’ve stayed long enough in this place

Time to go forward to the future turn your face

Now is the time to come alive, believe that you can cross this sea and survive

Lift up your voice and sing a new song

Lift up your voice and sing a new song here with me

Lift up your voice and sing with me

Ya lai lai lai…

Deep inside you is a Moses standing here

Miriam dancing deep within you have no fear

Now is the time to come alive, believe that you can cross this sea and survive

Lift up your voice and sing a new song

Lift up your voice and sing a new song here with me

Lift up your voice and sing with me

Ya lai lai lai…

Mi Chamocha ba-elim adonai, Mi Chamocha ne-edar bakodesh

Norah t’hi-lot oseh feleh, oseh feleh

Lift up your voice and sing a new song

Lift up your voice and sing a new song here with me

Lift up your voice and sing with me

Ya lai lai lai…

HOW DO YOU MAKE A MATZAH BALL

How do you make make make a matzah ball ball ball

How do you make make make a matzah ball ball ball

It’s gonna take take take no time at all all all

To make a big and mighty matzah ball

Start by yourself make it small, make it the size of a ping pong ball

Crack an egg, let the oil spill

Stir it up, then you let it chill

Get your hands all wet, then you head to the bowl

Batter up, now it’s time to roll

Everybody roll, everybody roll, everybody roll, everybody roll

How do you make make make a matzah ball ball ball

How do you make make make a matzah ball ball ball

It’s gonna take take take no time at all all all

To make a big and mighty matzah ball

Make it bigger, hear me yellin, make it the size of a watermelon

Crack an egg, let the oil spill

Stir it up, then you let it chill

Get your hands all wet, then you head to the bowl

Batter up, now it’s time to roll

Everybody roll, everybody roll, everybody roll, everybody roll

How do you make make make a matzah ball ball ball

How do you make make make a matzah ball ball ball

It’s gonna take take take no time at all all all

To make a big and mighty matzah ball

Make it huge, make it large, make that ball the size of Mars

Crack an egg, let the oil spill

Stir it up, then you let it chill

Get your hands all wet, then you head to the bowl

Batter up, now it’s time to roll

Everybody roll, everybody roll, everybody roll, everybody roll

How do you make make make a matzah ball ball ball

How do you make make make a matzah ball ball ball

It’s gonna take take take no time at all all all

To make a big and mighty, super duper, yum delicious, and nutritious

In no time at all, a homemade matzah ball

LET’S GO TO ISRAEL

If you would like to go somewhere new

I know a land so nice where they speak Hebrew

Got a friend who lives there, he says take a look around

Hopped on a plane and went to Tel Aviv, Boker Tov you won’t believe

Oh when’s the airplane gonna bring us down, Let’s go!

Let’s go to Israel, the place to be!

Let’s go climb Masada and float in the dead sea

Let’s go! Shalom!

We ride a camel, head to Eilat

Checking out the desert, it’s nice and hot

Got my falafel, got my pita bread

Better eat now a lot to see before we go to bed

Oh when’s the airplane gonna bring us down, Let’s go!

Let’s go to Israel, the place to be!

Let’s go climb Masada and float in the dead sea

Let’s go! Shalom!

Stop at the shuk, and that’s not all

Put a note in the western wall

Don’t want to leave, it’s so nice and sunny

Did you know that Israel’s called a land of milk and honey

Oh when’s the airplane gonna bring us down, Let’s go!

Let’s go to Israel, the place to be!

Let’s go climb Masada and float in the dead sea

Let’s go! Shalom!

SHOW SOME RESPECT

I was sitting in my art class and started to draw

Picked out my favorite colors from the markers I saw

My teachers said draw anything, no limits allowed

Well I wouldn't call it perfect, but I'd sure call me proud

Some other kids were talking I heard them coming near

Didn't quite like a couple things I could hear

I told them "Hey Nice Drawings" they sure look cool

And while I got you with me let me tell you this rule

Show me respect and I will show it to you

In everything that you see and you say and you do

It's actually really easy, and it won't take a while

And when you show respect, you're sure to see me smile!

Raise your hand, be a friend, let's get started, that's what I expect,

Sha Sha Sha Sha Show me Respect

Let's get a little real here, it's 2016

And a lot of our eyes are glued to our screen

I'll tell you a secret, when you're on your phone,

You can still show respect even though you're alone

When you post or you tweet, please hear what I say

When you press send those words will not go away

So congratulate and celebrate with and share with your friend

When you share nice things, you are sure to see the trend

Show me respect and I will show it to you

In everything that you see and you say and you do

It's actually really easy, and it won't take a while

And when you show respect, you're sure to see me smile!

Raise your hand, be a friend, let's get started, that's what I expect,

Sha Sha Sha Sha Show me Respect

(instrumental break)

Show me respect and I will show it to you

In everything that you see and you say and you do

It's actually really easy, and it won't take a while

And when you show respect, you're sure to see me smile!

Raise your hand, be a friend, let's get started, that's what I expect,

Sha Sha Sha Sha Show me Respect

Sha Sha Sha Sha Show me Respect

Sha Sha Sha Sha Show me Respect

Show me Respect

Show me a handshake, Show me a high five

Show me that you made a friend, show me respect has come alive

Show me your hands in the air, show me waving side to side

Show me a delicious chocolate cake (wait that’s not respect)

Show me a delicious chocolate cake please

WOULDN’T RISK IT (FOR MY BRISKET)

You smell the oven, you hear the pan

You feel it coming, you know I am

I wouldn’t risk it, I’m talking about my brisket

Fresh hot and juicy brisket is what you see on my plate

My friend he calls me, you want some grub?

Come on over I got a 25 foot sub

But I wouldn’t risk it, I’m saving room for my brisket

Fresh hot and juicy brisket is what you see on my plate

I got some homework, it’s piled high

I rush to finish, I’m telling you why

I wouldn’t risk it, I’m gotta have time for my brisket

Fresh hot and juicy brisket is what you see on my plate

Got mashed potatoes, a salad too

There’s room on the plate and I’m saving it for you

I wouldn’t risk it, I’m making the room for my brisket

Fresh hot and juicy brisket is what you see on my plate

Tell you daddy and tell your mommy

This ain’t no turkey, roast beef, or pastrami

Rosh Hashanah, Passover, any holiday

If I’m celebrating I know the way

The meal is over, I clean my plate

I see the leftovers I just can’t wait

I wouldn’t risk it, I’m putting my name on my brisket

Fresh hot and juicy brisket is what you see on my plate

Fresh hot and juicy brisket is what you see on my plate

Fresh hot and juicy brisket is what you see on my plate

FEEL FALAFEL

Sometimes I wake up with a bright warm sunny day (sameach)

Sometimes I’m in a bad mood and wish it would go away (koes)

It’s ok to feel that way sometimes

If there’s someone feeling that way I find

Here’s what I do to make them feel okay, so I say, so I say, so I say,

Don’t feel awful, feel falafel

Feel falafel in your shoulders and knees

Don’t feel awful, feel falafel

Feel falafel anywhere that you please

There will be a time when I don’t know what to do (poched)

There will be a rainy day when I’m feeling oh so blue (atzuv)

It’s ok to feel that way sometimes

If there’s someone feeling that way you find

Here’s what you do to make them feel okay, so you say, so you say, so you say

Don’t feel awful, feel falafel

Feel falafel in your shoulders and knees

Don’t feel awful, feel falafel

Feel falafel anywhere that you please

So if those bad feelings come around

Here’s what you can to bring them down

Mash them up and fry them up and put them in a pita

Add tomato, cucumber, tahini then you eat a

Falafel, feeeeeeeel falafel

Don’t feel awful, feel falafel

Feel falafel in your shoulders and knees

Don’t feel awful, feel falafel

Feel falafel anywhere that you please

Feel falafel anywhere that you please

Feel falafel anywhere that you please

THE DINOSAUR DINER

It’s a celebration, everyone gather round

Make your reservation, for the new hot spot in town

It’s a brand new restaurant, so much food in store

Just gotta ask a question, are you afraid of dinosaurs?

I’m at the dinosaur diner, I’m at the dinosaur diner

I’m at the dinosaur diner and I’m looking for a meal tonight

I’m at the dinosaur diner, I’m at the dinosaur diner

I’m at the dinosaur diner and I’m looking for a meal tonight

Grab your steaks and lamb chops, here comes a T-Rex

They got great table manners, and always tip their checks

In walks a triceratops, so clear that salad bar

For the brontosaurus, the stegosaurus, everybody’s here so can you sing the chorus

At the dinosaur diner, I’m at the dinosaur diner

I’m at the dinosaur diner and I’m looking for a meal tonight

I’m at the dinosaur diner, I’m at the dinosaur diner

I’m at the dinosaur diner and I’m looking for a meal tonight

See them waving their tails, see them stomping their feet

See them bopping their heads, let’s get them something to eat

My pasta’s undercooked (Roar)

I asked for no onions on my chicken (ROAR)

Where’s my rice pudding? (ROARRRRRRRR?!?)

I’m at the dinosaur diner, I’m at the dinosaur diner

I’m at the dinosaur diner and I’m looking for a meal tonight

I’m at the dinosaur diner, I’m at the dinosaur diner

I’m at the dinosaur diner and I’m looking for a meal tonight

PLEASE DON’T TURN ME INTO A PIE

There’s a real fresh apple that I can see

Hanging at the bottom of the orchard tree

I reached out to grab it, then how about that

The first red apple started to scat

Scee-ba-doo-bah, bop-ba-dee-moo

Skeep-ba-wop-ba-loo-wah you’re making me cry, please don’t turn me into a pie!

Please don’t turn me into a pie!

So I climbed, and I climbed, and I climbed, and I climbed

I found a second red apple that I could see

Just a little higher on the orchard tree

I reached out to grab it, then how about that

The second red apple started to scat

Scee-ba-doo-bah, bop-ba-dee-moo

Skeep-ba-wop-ba-loo-wah you’re making a mistake, please don’t turn me into a cake!

Please don’t turn me into a cake!

So I climbed, and I climbed, and I climbed, and I climbed

I found a third red apple that I could see

Hanging even higher on that orchard tree

I reached out to grab it, then how about that

The third red apple started to scat

Scee-ba-doo-bah, bop-ba-dee-moo

Skeep-ba-wop-ba-loo-wah listen to me boss, please don’t turn me into apple sauce!

Please don’t turn me into apple sauce!

So I climbed, and I climbed, and I climbed, and I climbed

I found a fourth red apple that I could see

Getting really high up in this orchard tree

I reached out to grab it, then how about that

The fourth red apple started to scat

Scee-ba-doo-bah, bop-ba-dee-moo

Skeep-ba-wop-ba-loo-wah and yankee doodle, please don’t turn me into a strudel!

Please don’t turn me into a strudel!

So I climbed, and I climbed, and I climbed, and I…

Wait, how long have I been climbing?

I’m at the top! I’m at the top of the tree!

I can see forever!!!!!! I can see forever!!!!!!!!

The stars in LA, the beach in Cape May

The villages in Mexico

Israel’s Dead Sea, the canals of Italy

So many places to go!!!

I will travel the world and see what each place has

And I know I’ll find an apple who doesn’t know jazz

Scee-ba-doo-bah, bop-ba-dee-moo

Skeep-ba-wop-ba-loo-wah you’re making me cry, please don’t turn me into a pie!

Skeep-ba-wop-ba-loo-wah, now here’s my goodbye! I won’t turn you into a pie!

A VERY SPICY SONG

Not feeling well today, and I don’t know what to say

Happy is not how I feel, this bad feeling is real

I’ll say the problem that I got, I ate a pepper it was hot!!!

Well I’m on fire and the tears are streaming down from my face

I need some oxygen, I’m jumping up all over the place

My tongue starts panting, I’m scrunching up my nose

I’m pounding on the floor, and here it goes!

Aahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Aahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Aahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! And stop!!

Watching football with my pets, and I’m rooting for the jets (or the giants)

I want them to win so bad, so do my brother and my dad

And as they fall short from the goal, I eat some chili from this bowl

Well I’m on fire and the tears are streaming down from my face

I need some oxygen, I’m jumping up all over the place

My tongue starts panting, I’m scrunching up my nose

I’m pounding on the floor, and here it goes!

Aahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Aahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Aahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! And stop!!

With my friends the time moves fast, always thinking about the past

So many memories from long ago, when will we meet I do not know

What a sad sad thing, hey let me try that chicken wing

Well I’m on fire and the tears are streaming down from my face

I need some oxygen, I’m jumping up all over the place

My tongue starts panting, I’m scrunching up my nose

I’m pounding on the floor, and here it goes!

Aahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Aahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Aahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

So if you’re eating something really hot and your friends ask what is wrong

Save up the words you need to speak, and sing this really spicy song

Well I’m on fire and the tears are streaming down from my face

I need some oxygen, I’m jumping up all over the place

My tongue starts panting, I’m scrunching up my nose

I’m pounding on the floor, and here it goes!

Aahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Aahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Aahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! And stop!!

LET’S DO THIS AGAIN

I thought I was dreaming, and in my dreams there are lessons to learn

We were all cheering, we were back God made our return

The other nations stopped to say Adonai has done a great thing today

Now whenever I feel this way, I’ll call us all together to pray I say

Let’s do this again, let’s do this another time and then

We’ll have the memories to share of our time there

We’ll make it a promise let’s say

Let’s do this again, we’ll talk about the where and when

I’ll call upon you before we’re gone to see another day my friend

Let’s do this again

Oh hear my call, let’s come together in song as one

We’re close to all the beautiful things in life we’ve done

We found our way so let’s make a plan, I see my passion I understand

Don’t give up in spirit, in joy, in song, receive our voice we stand here strong and say

Let’s do this again, let’s do this another time and then

We’ll have the memories to share of our time there

We’ll make it a promise let’s say

Let’s do this again, we’ll talk about the where and when

I’ll call upon you before we’re gone to see another day my friend

Let’s do this again

Baruch atah adonai hamachazir, sh’chinato l’tzion

Baruch atah adonai hamachazir, sh’chinato l’tzion

Let’s do this again, let’s do this another time and then

We’ll have the memories to share of our time there

We’ll make it a promise let’s say

Let’s do this again, we’ll talk about the where and when

I’ll call upon you before we’re gone to see another day my friend

Let’s do this again